#i need him so badddd WHO SAID THAT

[articskele]

UGHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY HE'S JUST SO. HE'S SOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GODDDD <3

[undercoverdonderwolk]

The only time I feel weird about max fans hating Daniel (and man do they hate him badddd😭) is when they act like Daniel’s clout chasing or trying to kiss ass by mentioning Max. Like no girl —that’s just genuine clinical obsession. He’s diagnosed with it and everything.

lmaooooooo no that's valid that is annoying. like own ur shit is my vibe just say 'god i hate that my blorbo is close to this guy i hate and i am choosing to ignore this for mind palace purposes' but to be like no you don't get it daniel went into milton keynes with a molotov cocktail and said 'if you don't let me write a two page article about max for clout purposes i'll blow this whole building up' is so corny looool but just makes it funnier when max is like STOP THIS STREAM RIGHT NOW I NEED EVERYONE TO BE SO QUIET SO SO QUIET WHILE I READ THIS ARTICLE DANIEL WROTE TO ME IN COMPLETE SILENCE AND THEN STAND UP SO FAST TO SATISFY MY PRAISE KINK like suck it also it's like i can't stand the uwufication of someone like max, who seems to have a very good head on his shoulders and is very deliberate about who he spends time with, like how lowly do you think of him that you think MAX V is being taken advantage of lmao

[dunmeshimeshi]

IM NGL SUNGWON CHO ATE WITH SENSHI LMAOOOOO

and Chilchuck wasn’t BADDDD… honestly since I love him so much I just got used to it. It was like a momentary off-moment and then I just started enjoying looking and listening to him 🤭. Plus Casey did their best to do a lower version of his voice so TEEHEE THATS FINE WITH ME 💃💃💃

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CONFESSION HELP-

I mean WHATTT WHO SAID THAT HHHHH

ALSO HELP??? TALL!CHUCK IS SO GAHDAMN FINE ERM?!

DIVORCED FATHER OF 3????? COFFEE EVERY MORNING??? ALCOHOL AT NIGHT???? I MISS MY WIFE TAILS?????

I need him so bad it’s not even a joke

[captainhannie13]

Agatha All Along rewatch ahead of the finale tomorrow, noting things I’m hoping are resolved/called back. This is a long list so I’m definitely reaching with most of these, but I have Agatha brainrot and need to get it out. Let’s go witches 🔮

Episode 1

Agatha (still under the spell) asks Rio what she’s doing there, she answers “my job”, she’s still an “FBI agent” at this point but is it a double meaning and she brought Wanda’s body on a detour to Agatha?? If so, was it because she just couldn’t wait to get to Agatha or so Agatha could get revenge on Wanda??

Nicholas’ room had a trophy for “best vocals” in a children’s choir, is that the spell’s translation for him being powerful and maybe Agatha accidentally drained his power somehow?

So.Many.Rabbits! There’s just so many, I need to know what’s going on there - did Nicholas’ soul get sent into Senor Scratchy after Rio took his body, if not will we see how Agatha obtained Senor Scratchy and why rabbits are so important to her?

In the morgue, behind Rio, there is a warning sign which says the facility contains chemicals that can cause birth defects or reproductive harm - is this just a prop or is this how Agatha’s mind now sees Rio/magic?

Rio saying her black heart beats for Agatha, is it figurative or are we going to see her physical heart at some point because that would be so cool.

Episode 2

Agatha saying “whose shoes are these?!”, is this just her being dramatic or does she have a collection of other people’s shoes in her house for.. some.. reason.. souvenirs perhaps…

Agatha becomes visibly disinterested in Teen when he said Power is what he seeks because she can’t steal any from him, we know that she then gathers the other witches to try and steal their magic before they actually open the door, then she ends up accidentally (or not?) taking Alice’s power. Going into the last 2 eps she is on the road with Billy who has power and Jen who is/was bound, Lilia says Jen is “the way forward” so will Agatha end up giving her powers to Jen as an end to her arc or end up stealing Billy’s powers as would be expected from her?

Jen saying “another child sacrifice”, possibly about Agatha accidentally killing Nicholas, or about her stealing children for Rio?

The coven’s green witch being represented with a black heart, who could either be Rio (THE green witch) or Billy (a green witch as in a new witch). Need this to be confirmed so badddd.

The Wizard of Oz of it all when Agatha calls them Coward (Lilia - courage: she’s been afraid to use her powers and join a coven again but she has been strong for so many years dealing with her powers unpredictability), Fraud (Jen - brain: her magic is bound but she needs to realise she still has powerful knowledge of the craft), Disappointment (Alice - heart: had given up on magic and needed to realise her mother used her power and love to protect her.). In later episodes it shows that Billy has a posters of the wizard of oz, a figurine of the wicked witch, then Agatha is dressed as the wicked witch at one point. Obsessed and I can’t wait for them to reveal who the man (or woman) behind the curtain is, I know there’s theories about Billy or Agatha creating the road and I’m fully down for whatever the reveal is.

Episode 3

Billy says the road is exactly how he pictured it, Agatha says it suits him… I may be in the camp of the theory that Agatha and Rio made up the legend of the witches road to steal magic/bodies and Billy has accidentally (or on purpose) made the road they are on.

Agatha tells Jen she left her alone because the work she was doing was important, can’t wait to see what she was working on and why Lilia also insists she is the way forward.

Episode 4

Agatha saying “I didn’t know you had it in you” and then winking at Billy, is this aimed towards him or is she just being silly goofy snd Rio managed to reach through and kill Sharon somehow

Agatha says the lyrics of the ballad are “burn and brew with coven two and glory shall be thine”, leading to a disagreement about the wording of the song. This is to highlight that there are different versions of the ballad, but if Agatha learned a version where a coven of two can open the road and then shortly after she says one other witch made it through with her last time- who was the other witch and what did they each get for surviving to the end of the road…

Billy saying he wishes they could go home.. unbelievably Dorothy coded over here.

When they are figuring out how to break the curse, Agatha asks what Lorna Wu wanted from the road and Rio says “to save her daughter”. Does she know this because she met Lorna Wu or guess from experience with Agatha?

At the end, Jen mentions she was a midwife and her magic was bound after being invited to an obstetricians convention and tricked. Was her important work something to do with helping witches give birth to healthy children and someone wanted to put a stop to it?

Episode 5

Evanora says Agatha was evil from the moment she was born, I hope we get to see why she thinks that

The spirit (possibly Rio/Death) wanted them to punish Agatha, then she starts taking Alice’s power and only stops when Billy says “Nicholas Scratch” was the punishment that Agatha wasn’t able to speak to him or was it the reminder of how he died? We hear him say “mama stop” but is that him saying to stop taking Alice’s power, or a memory of when she took his power?

Episode 6

William’s room has 3 posters above his bed: Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, The Black Cauldron. We also see how he has connections to Lilia, Alice, and Jen in this episode - are they going to do an “it was all a dream” thing but then reveal that actually it was real after all?

William’s room also has loads of other things that could suggest Billy created the road physically/mentally: Wizard of Oz figurines/books, Houdini posters, a poster of Assateague Island (could be where Jen’s trial is based on), lots of board games (such as in Agatha’s trial). When he is later William/Billy additional things are a vinyl player and poster of Lorna Wu (Alice’s trial), tarot cards and studies of sigils (Lilia’s trial), horror movie posters in place of the original ones, there’s still at least one Wizard of Oz poster so maybe that’s suggesting William is still in there as well.

Episode 7

Agatha and Billy are dressed as the Wicked Witch and Maleficent, William’s room had lots of items depicting the Wizard of Oz and also a Black Cauldron poster. Billy pulls the seven of swords for Agatha which represents deception and betrayal, but it’s reversed which either means it’s saying that she’s actually being honest or that he is the deceptive one. In the Black Cauldron, the horned king wants to raise the dead - does this mean Billy (who is now dressed as a horned witch) is being deceptive and isn’t there for Tommy but actually wants to bring Wanda back after all?

It’s not something that I need answered but at 18:54 I noticed Jen is holding an apple while she’s dressed as the Evil Queen and I just really appreciate that haha.

Cried at the end of this episode again, I can’t decide if I need them to reveal that Lilia is actually alive and okay or if it’s more respectful to her character to leave it as that beautiful ending for her.

Final thoughts:

Suspicious of both Agatha and Billy, secretly hoping at least one of them turns out to be traitorous because of how fun it would be. Maybe we’ll get an “Agatha All Along” reprise.

Really hope we get at least one more version of the ballad, maybe like the first version created.

[confusionmeisss]

some of u in this fandom exhibit truly vile, nasty, disgusting, disrespectful behavior, and i don’t understand how u aren’t more embarrassed of urselves. like, do u truly not know how to show others basic human respect & empathy? ur just embarrassing & vile, not sorry to say.

no bc some of these ppl are pissing me offff badddd.

like how do u think it's okay to go and record luke while he's in his PRIVATE dressing room at the venue?????? and saying u probably shouldn’t post it but it was just too cute not to????? absolutely vile behavior. u should be fucking ashamed of urself.

and then fucking chanting over michael's speech b4 jbh when u know what that song means to him & so many others for fucking pizza! (edit: he said no 11 fucking times!) u just just show absolutely no respect for him as a human being with feelings and it's absolutely disgusting, and it saddens me to my core. just, y'all need to learn how to be more respectful of others. like, 5sos are human being with feelings. they are not just puppets being played with by a child; they are real Human Beings. they have feelings that can be hurt & just seeing some of u treat them like they're toys to just be played with is absolutely irritating.

also, the fans on twitter bullying a CHILD; a fifteen yr old for finding comfort in lukes album when they were 13 is just absolutely horrid. just shows u have no fucking empathy for people. fuck u, and ur complex of being a fan for longer, that doesn’t fucking mean anything. discovering new music/new artists does not have an age limit! 5sos, luke would be so so so absolutely ashamed of u for acting this way toward someone who found comfort in his music. that’s what music is there for. music is there to a be a comfort to those who need it. trauma does not care what age u are, as well. and if people find that music helps them in their healing journey, and decide to share that, then u do not have the right at all the be disrespectful & bully them over that.

just, learn basic fucking respect & empathy & be better i beg of u!

[ofmermaidstories]

i totally think we need an angel boyfriend merms! i can't decide who would be the best angel for it though... grumpy angel bakugo... earnest angel izuku... enthusiastic angel kiri... otherworldly angel shouto... (kindest angel taishiro i mean what who said that)

omg i am so glad u agree with me anon. 🥹 i was like oh no one else wants an angel boyfie… 🥺🥺🥺 but OKAYYY eyeee have some thoughts. 😌

grumpy angel bakugou = ends up in our life bc he gets tossed here somehow during some giant heavenly war, and his whole thing is about being anxious about Getting Back and Kicking Ass, but ofc he ends up learning humanity’s worse lesson—that we are prone to falling in love. 🥺

earnest angel izuku = we caught his eye one day while he was doing angel things (idk) and ever since then he’s been keeping close. 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ taking note 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ and ends up getting revealed accidentally and then is like, soooo relived because now he can do things like talk to us! maybe he’s involved in some Great Heavenly War too (spoiler alert they’re all gonna be lmaooooo) but he’s so torn bc now by associating with us we’re in danger—from his own side.

enthusiastic angel kiri = he’s our guardian angel 🥺 he’s been with us all our life 🥺 the shining light we see at key moments in our life, like a car crash in our teens or one moment of despair in our early twenties. and then we run into a friendly red head who’s so sweet and kid and gallant and—we don’t know it, but it’s our guardian made flesh. caught here after interfering one time too many.

KINDEST ANGEL FATGUM!!! the giant commander of one of heaven’s mighty battalions. 😌 the war throws him off course, leaves him crashing in the middle of a quiet cemetery in the middle of a giant city, and he gives us such a fright when he emerges from it in the dark!! giant and NAKED!!! 😧

i wanna SCREAMMM i wanna do an angel au so badddd REEEEEE

edit: shouto here bc i got excited and. forgot him. 💀💀💀

[rogdona]

I have been thinking about our ocs mainly about which ocs of mine would be friends with your ocs and the idea of it is stuck in my head

i feel like Elias and Rogdona with Erick and Philip maybe

Oh and Ullula would probably get along with mother of all or the red moon

i don't know, what do you think?

who would get along with who in your opinion

YESSSS SAMEEE ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD THE WHOLE TIME I LOVE ITTTT💕💕💕💕

however im so sorry to say u chose the worst and most complicated ppl to be friends with 😭😭😭

the thing w the first two is that it is VERY hard to get them to like u, however i think w some (A LOT OF) persistence u could maybe get them to begrudgingly admit u may be friends

the main conflict w those two however would b their morality and it clashing w ur characters...

i hateee putting characters on 'good guy' and 'bad guy' boxes but these two would definitely be badddd...

they go killing ppl and it isnt a 'noble' reasoning like killing horrible ppl they just get whoever they can kill without getting caught..if a kid wanders a lil too far....well 🤷

ur not gonna catch em crying either, neither feels bad ab it. elias is v goal oriented and justifies himself w that and rogdona.....well hes himself thats like a hobby to him 😵‍💫

elias is also veryyyy mistrustful so if ur character disagrees a lot w him hell be suspicious, and if they always agree w him hell also be suspicious AND if they also kill ppl hes not gonna trust em at all, ullula forbid they turn on him🙃🙃 despite all their time together he still doesnt truly trust rogdona

-

ULLULA AND THE OTHER GUYS HOWEVER!! i think they could b friends!!

i dont remember much ab mother of all (i rlly gotta reread the lore 😭😭) but u said the red moon was a god!!

i think ullula could get along w most god characters

u see, shes meant to be humanitys guide and protector, so if ur character is a force of pure good or evil she may not like them very much at first but she recognizes that conflict is necessary for guidance and protection to be needed, and peace is necessary for there to be a conclusion

ullula is also v skittish and tends to disappear at any sign of trouble thats out of her hands, but if they can deal with that im sure shell appreciate it and be a good friend

[sukirichi]

holy shit long rant ahead

"Like-like you're looking for the man who courted you two years ago, the one you truly wanted to marry. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, because you're not going to find him. He never existed in the first place. Whatever it is you're looking for, you won't find it in me," *shit here we go again audio with head in my hands*

"Get out of your head. Just because I did all those things for you, doesn't mean they meant something. Are you forgetting I spent two years of my life trying to win you over, and I never once felt something for you other than tolerance?" When your face fell, triumph washed over his features. "That's right. You remember now, don't you? She's the one I want. Everything I do is for her. Don't forget your place."

Man idk how the princess heard this another time without breaking down in rage cause either this man is going down with me or nothing. Princess where is your self respect? PICK YOURSELF UPPPPPPP THIS MAN LEGIT RUNS ALL OVER YOU AND all we do is cry and yearn for more LIKE WE NEED TO BLOW IR*S AND HIM UP ATP BRING THE BIG GUNS OUT I NEED KUROO AND HIS ROOSTER LOOKING ASS TO POST THAT ARTICLE ASAP

“Your mother's sniffles was the last thing you heard before the sound of a fist connecting with skin resounded in the area. Pulling back, you gasped at what you saw.”

OH THE SATISFACTION I FELT HERE SWEET HEAVENS I wish someone recorded it and we could watch it all over again cause UM LESGO WWE 🗣️🤺 never have I ever loved a father this much cause he SLAYED LEFT NO CRUMBS AT ALLL #curedmyfatherissues

“Want me, you pleaded silently, at least want me. Just a little bit.” pookie 🤠😟😞 cmon we better than this

“Rintaro hadn't mean to. Sure, he was careless and never used protection, but he thought little of it. Iris® cycles were irregular and they never worried if she missed her period. She was always on the pill - all because of him, since Kiyoomi wouldn't have touched her anyway.”

he’s one sick bastard I hope he rots imagine cheating on your wife that you claim to love, doing it in your shared bed AND without protection like babe the article was so deserved by god

and the ending sentence,,,,,just made me so sick because as much as I hate rin and ir*s, I think I hate the queen and the king more because the issues started with them. with the king being an absolute whore and having kids with random ass women LIKE WHERE IS THE VASECTOMY GET HIS TUBES TIED and the queen being a bitch to rin his whole life just to find out my man got issues for nothing??? not defending him at all but to find out that all he knew as his “home” and family (even tho they sucked) were all never really his,,, I can see his heart breaking with the image he had of his family in his mind in the form of drawings made by his inner child, torn in half,,,,,,,oh I am about to be SICK

(and once he finally found his real home aka princess, bro fumbled it up BADDDD like if I was him I would beg for forgiveness + repent + burn the castle with the queen in it <33 (not the princes, tobio pookie you are coming home with me)

bro’s mental health must be in a delicate state, I hate him but I am also worried for him 🥲

- Freud anon is in shambles btw

THE HERE WE GO AGAIN AUDIO AAHJKA SO TRUE he just keeps on going back and forth like decide already!! 😭 do you want us or not!!

the self respect is… there, just buried under very deep layers of still hoping for something good. but also like we can’t really blame dtd!yn for acting this way because rintaro was FINALLY changing and being the husband we wanted him to be! the whole romantic dinner setup, working on the beach house together, and not once even mentioning iris????!!? BRO WAS DEDICATED. but then yeah he really just had to ruin it all again UGH. “all we do is cry and yearn for more.” actually real.

the daddy issues tag im crying 😭 sending all my love and hugs to you anon. BUT YES omg I loveeee our dad so much in DTD because he really said fuck around and find out! dude literally did not care that he was punching a royal because his daughter was more important than their titles! our parents in dtd are soo parents goals I love them <3

nauh bcos rintaro is careless and CRAZYYY. not only did they do it in OUR bed but he did it raw like! I would’ve thrown up ngl. AGHJSKA the vasectomy LMFAO. unfortunately it’s his duty to have many children and he fulfilled that part VERY well, just yknow… they really should’ve specified to him that he had to have kids with his wife and not other women. but yes I agree! all the problems really started because the king and queen hated each other (or more like, the queen hated him for how he treated her, and the king just didn’t care about her at all. he just knew she’d be a good queen and he needed someone smart and capable in leading the country so he can slack off. terrible, terrible man.) YES OMGGG THE DRAWINGS STOPPP I GET SO SAD EVERYTIME I THINK OF RINTARO’S LIFE WAS STOLEN FROM HIM AND ALL HIS ISSUES, EVERYTHING THAT HE FUCKED UP, HAD BEEN FOR NOTHING! and now he’s fumbling so bad too like bro is losing everything that should’ve never been his in the first place ugh.

YES! we protect and love tobio in this house!! and I agree </3 rintaro is going through a lot and it honestly goes two ways – it’s either he does worse things to cope, or he completely shuts down and forgets everything that happened. I’m not sure which one I prefer…

[horuslupercal]

I desperately need to know how Konrad's life gets even worse in EISW. I'm also curious about Perturabo, but I NEED to know how it is possible for Konrad to take more Ls.

Konrad is actually one of the very few that get a change that makes their lives better, at least for a while! (Lion is about the same but considerably weirder, Perturabo hates his life which is nothing new but Emps is at least happy to have a presentable Primarch, and Khan actually gets the good end)

Konrad has a vision and wakes up in a dumpster (probably not joking) and tries to set up Nostramo for some actual success, chooses a name to try and play at respectability and (metaphorically gnawing his own fingers off about it) starts delegating. kind of. in a micromanaging boss kind of way. He is NOT popular amongst his brothers or legion cause he is a total killjoy and holy shit the leash the Night Lords are on is TIGHT (even excluding lion holding some poor night lord under a sink with a bar of soap in his other hand for swearing in his presence). He gets a really weird rep regarding it, since the Night Haunter is still him and he is the Night Haunter and do not presume his civility now prevents him from continuing his mission the way he started it :)

that said, the weird constant anxiety/stress situation of giving over even a little control regarding crime management and watching it not go the way it's supposed to really wears him down. he definitely gets a little... I don't wanna say paranoid, because that doesn't feel quite right, but he can tell when people are keeping secrets and not knowing what the secrets are means they're probably bad and something that should be dragged to the light, kicking and screaming, for Judgement. I'm still not entirely sure what happens during the heresy era, because what's a HH au without a heresy, but I DO know he straightup murders Lorgar around that time (rip Lorgar he's one of my top 5 primarchs ever, he will be missed. also not to victim blame but literally all he had to do was explain and konrad probably maybe wouldn't have killed him if he'd managed to reel his temper back in) and also probably accidentally causes at least one piece of the schism of 1054 heresy

during the heresy he spends a lot of time hunting dorn and fulgrim and taking the L on that front so hard that it adds badddd bad fractures in his composure. will get back to you on how that turns out but he might just die like an enraged sim (JOKES, if he dies it'll be a worthy end)

Perturabo is a politician. he forced himself into it because he did some evaluation and decided it was the most efficient way out of the ridiculousness that is Olympian politics and it sucksssss. he hates it because Autism.Primarch and he constantly feels like he's on the wrong footing and politics are far from low energy/easy social interaction even for people who naturally take to social endeavours. less trench warfare for him because Emps is lacking a little in the Face Man department (rip Roboute and Fulgrim and Lorgar), but somehow being a Face Primarch is just as unrewarding and even more exhausting. the primarchs yearn for the trenches (JOKE don't put him in a trench. give him some migraine meds and a bubble bath. he deserves it for consistently being the primarch that Carries in every universe)

he gets more time for his artistic hobbies, though, which is a win for him

funfact: he and Sanguinius are friends :3

[cakejerry]

Yeah bts need to retire ASAP I don't know when it was the last time they looked like they had blood running through their veins. Jimin looks completely SOULESS bro it scares me sometimes. The only gimmick he and jungkook have is pretending to love their fans, not an ounce of creativity left in their bony bodies. Thv will never be anything more than a ig model and not even a good one, he's so mediocre it's painful. Yoongi has been releasing the same album over and over again but he will do good producing for other people. Hobi is talented af but he had like 30 years to develop some kind of personality and failed, it's time to go man. Rm must perceive himself as tyler the creator's afro korean cousin but he's just the corniest lyricist alive. And jin idk he's just jin, painfully unfunny, brings nothing to the table. Honestly I can't imagine anything good resulting from a bts reunion in 2025 and they suck ass as soloists. It's time to let go.

Akdksldn you should make a blog or dm me or something. But bts will NEVER retire omg they will milk their delusional fans DRY. The number of people who will stan through HELL just because they USED to be good will be enough to make them millionaires several times over. Even though they already have enough in the bank to retire, they're just greedy like that.

You ate with the analysis kinda unfortunately, people being like "this is music jimin makes when he's HAPPY" um bro I don't think that's the case I think he's going through some sort of crisis. All of them going through middle age tbh, conscription and fame fucked them up badddd. Taekook on their steady way to onlyfans accounts, yoongi just greedy. You can tell rapline ran out of their creative juices BAD because do you agust d and 1verse (and the cyphers) were so GOOD man wtf happened. As for jin, he needs to put ME in charge because. Actually scratch what I said earlier about bts needing each other, I'm honestly seeing a Huge career for jin, first of all in music as a Norazo type, second of all as a televison darling. Like i just got a vison of him age 45 married with kids and a regular spot on whatever variety show korea gets obsessed with by then.

As for 2025 comeback, sihyuk still milking the hyyh cow is not instilling me with confidence. My dream (which i know they will crush) is them releasing actual KPOP. But im expecting american radio doodoo.

[micer2012]

for the ask game: 6 or 14 if you have one :3

6. I KNOW ISKALL WILL PROLLY NEVER BE IN LIFE SERIES AT ALL.... BUT ISKIZZZZZZZZ ISKIZZZZZZZ SKIZZSKALL PLEPLEALP. i want them so badddd but its fine im fine im normal imfine8U32

OTHERWISE i'd love a skizz dynamic with one of the girls.. especially pearl or lizzie. pearl he has that bond with since LEGACY they mean a lot to m. but i specifically want them to betray him a little9U83448

i just really wanted Interesting, New dynamics cause thats the main reason i didn't care about limlife at Allll, ties had NO tension. they were just chilling. i wanted something interesting so you can Imagineeeee my groaning when skizz n tango ended up stuck together again but. OUG. CHRIST IS IT GETTIN INTERESTING

14. I HAVE MANYYYYYY PLAYLISTS. THEYRE ALL HORRID AND AMAZING AND FULL OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE MASHUPS.

FIRST OFF.. MY (OBVIOUSLY.WIP) SECRET LIFE PLAYLIST. mostly. Hopeful I want villian asshole tango SOOOO BADDDDDDDDDDD

(1-9 are tango, 10 is jimmy 11 was. well i wanted jimmy scar teamup)

NOTES: -karma is really only there for the beggining and chorus what the Hell are they on about in those verses. what the hell are they cooking. having said that KARMA'S ONLY A BITCH IF YOU ARE. AND I AIN'T NO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=invincible is a hell orbs song which means its basically unlistenable and AWESOME hell orbs rules. sorry the song w the lyrics "I was the New York Dildocrat" gets on the tango playlist. but yeah its about him coming From decked out 2, that Insaneeee power and wanting to be that Mastermind again, the one pulling all the strings again. when my power is lost, only then can i be a true man. i was invincible once. i will be invincible once again.

=YOU'RE ONE OF THEM ARENT YOU.. THIS SONG IS.. PROSPECTIVEEE HE HASNT GONE THIS HARD YET BUT IMAGINE. BUT. "go ahead, scream all you want to!" (3l bdubs as hes blindfolded against the wall) "you're legless and limping and lost and it's just how they like you!" (last life TEAM BEST tango their life dispenserrr..) "the ugly, the unclean, the unfit will fuck the unhappy" (double life. when tango n jimmy saw eachother on yellow at spawn for the firs ttime)

=fvck somebody is tango @ skizz. what do you want. my god. i just want to go somewhere without ya what do you want. My God, I just want to love someone thats not ya. but here we are, where we grew up in wellsville new york.. and i cant tell, if this is hell or if i'm just bored. You said "let's settle down-!" . Sounds like a downfall--! I gotta get out-! without it being my faulttt.I WISH YOU'D FUCK SO- (the chorus of this song is about the singer wishing there was a valid reason for the relationship to break up, a ""Valid"" reason to Hate the other person who did nothign wrong. who Does legitimately love them. wishing the other did something Unforgivable so they had an Excuse to hate themmm for their relationship to not workkkkkkk)

-pledge drive jimmy :] i called the pledge drive (SUCCESS ON HIS TASK expecting goodies) I got the suicide hotline (YOU NEED THE HEARTS DUDEDEEE). IF WOKE GUYS MUST DIE, I'LL GO FIRST. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. IF WE MUST DUMPSTER DIVE, I'LL GO FIRST. AND IF YOU THINK YOUTH HAS BEEN WASTED ON THE YOUNG, AND THE WASTED. SO NOW, ONE OF US HAS TO DIE, I'LL GO FIRST! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

im sure this playlist is gonna age horribly and maybe not even have all these songs by the time the series ends. but god it goes hard.832

MY OTHER PLAYLISTS QUICKLY :] IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK I LOVE MUSIC. I LOVE MY MIND AMVS:

(skizz specific playlist :])

[screampied]

Thank you, I knew you would understand me 🧎🏻‍♀️Omg we twinning 🤭🥰 Shit hurts like a bitch, but yeah, it’s so cute 🥰 When I was at my appointment today, this guy said “You remember the rules? No fluids on your chest besides water while you’re healing, no spit and no cum too”. I was like boy, I wish, but I’m single, so don’t worry about that lmao 💀 But rn I’m kinda imagining horny tattoo artist Sukuna who lists you all the rules, emphasising “no cum” rule while looking you dead in the eyes 😞💔 need him ☹️

And you’re so right, I see modern version of Sukuna with a lot of body modifications. His tattoos ofc, YES YES dick piercing, ears, snake bites and split tongue pleaseeee split tongue 🤧😓 look at this btw 🧎🏻‍♀️ https://x.com/wenlee95/status/1781237820998463726?s=61&t=YN0CbmZ8xgbmgrIL8cnUCw

NIPPLE PIERCEEEEE TWINNNNNS🙂‍↕️💓 no rly ! i used to always snug mine against my shirts it took me soooo long to get used to pft

pls 💔💔 but omg ??? you’re so right imagine you’re about to get your piercing n sukuna's staring right into your eyes, emphasizing on the no cum rule like you said. oh !!!

MMMM SNAKE BITESSSS. that’s so sukuna, modern sukuna would have sleeves i bet, tongue piercing maybe, eyebrows, dick yep. split piercing 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ imagine how that feels when he eats us out oh i’d cry

and OMG ??? ugh he’s soooo i can’t 😞 need him to pierce me badddd

[mossy-petrichor]

♥️-Favorite episode and why?

🌹-Favorite scene

❗️-Favorite character?

❓-What things do you still wonder about after finishing it?

🔴-Favorite prop?

🥊-Favorite line out of context?

🛑-Favorite set?

📌-Anything else you just Need to talk about about it?

For the genloss asks!

♥️ - third episode. Do i even have to begin explaining? The acting was so phenomenal and there was something important happening all the time and it was so good

🌹 - my three favorites in this order: the ending of ep 3, the simulation breaking while he was tearing slime open, the ending of ep 2

❗- that's a great question. I'm tempted to say ranboo because there's so much that can be explored about his character and i want to dissect his psychology

❓- ranboo said his character begged to die because he remembered his memories. What memories? Why was he bloody under the mask? Also who drew the genloss logo and when? What did the other stuff look like under the filter? How much does his mask control? Because it was lit up in the ending. Why did hetch want him to put in the right code when the wrong one granted him what he wanted? What is charlie's past?

🔴 - big fan of the bucket of blood with "slime" written over it in ep 3 I'll be honest. But also i would have definitely licked the candy wall in ep 2. I want to so bad

🥊 - can't think of anything but everything charlie said when he was streaming in the mall 💀

🛑 - probably the heart of the foundation. Can you tell I'm biased towards ep 3

📌 - i wanted to see the ending where he'd live soo badddd. I want to see ranboo screaming more!! I want to see him suffer so bad. Sorry guys. Also they 100% could've all fit in the wall cutout thing c'mon. Where were they even crushed? The thing stopped in the middle of the room

Thank you for the ask bff

[autistic-crypt1d]

Season 1 SG-1 Live Blogging:

It's been a while since I've watched this but I've also seen it over 20 times at this point so I doubt there will be any surprises. Who knows! Plus I finally have refreshed context with the movie.

Updates:

- Children of the Gods pt 1&2

- ahh the black side bars

- I still dont know why the tarp would be moving before the gate even starts dialing, once it starts and everything starts shaking and the tarp goes flying yeah

- AHHHH THE FIRST LOCK OF THE SHOW

- AHHH THE CLASSIC GOA'ULD MUSIC

- the suits are so silly and top heavy I love it

- TEAL'C

- how are these trained military personnel only managing to hit the center base playe of their armour lmao, some real stormtrooper shooting right there

- god damn the acting of the dude who was screaming and shooting was very bad and the effects were so off

- THE BLOOD PFFFFT

- I'm sorry but the gold lipstick they put on Apophis is so goofy

- I forgot how agonizingly slow and boring the original intro is compared to the music

- JACK!!!!

- PFFFFT. THE TELESCOPE SHOT

- I know I've done pretty much nothing but make fun of the show so far but that's because the first season is rough ok, I do love it though

- ah General Hammond, little does he know he's about to recruit one of the 4 biggest pains in the ass of his life

- if the gate was buried, how does Daniel get the tissue box?

- I wonder what they've been doing at the SGC this whole time anyway, I mean until this stuff happens they'd believed the gate only went one place and theh believed it to be destroyed soooo

- also I literally just watched the movie, but I don't remember seeing a DHD over there so I'm assuming that also just wasn't figured out yet

- ah fug Carter's cringy intro. I love her so much but this is awful and the actress herself said so too (thank god she did and fought for her to not do that shit again)

- you can see him fall head over heels for her like right there and then though

- I do find it pretty interesting how the gate travel sequence animation changes eventuallly

- also, what's with the fact they still get all frosty and shit initially but soon it becomes a thing they do no problem, step through the other side skipping and shit

- DANIEL!!!

- the entrance is in like a crater now, funky

- "Captain Doctor you're gonna love this" PFFFFT

- see I know everyone loves Sam & Jack, but everytime I see Sam and Daniel nerding out together they look like they're about to literally makeout

- oop here come the snake lads

- BRO GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF HER MOUTH YOU THIEVING ASSHAT

- why is her name spelled Sha're here but Sha'uri in the movie?

- everyone huddling up hugging Daniel makes me wanna cry 😭

- it's just occurring to me how weird it is that the Apophis has set up shop in what looks to be a European style castle of all places

- this whole thing with the women being chosen as Apophis's bride is horrifying and I hate it and the nudity was entirely unnecessary. We did not need to be shown women being assaulted and violated and exposed to understand how horrible he is. We really didn't

- pffft you tell him Kawalski

- ugh I fucking hate the scene where Sha'uri is chosen

- wait did they cut out her being fully exposed? Thank god dude, nothing against her I'm just really uncomfortable with nudity

- poor Daniel, he just wants to tell people about the cool stuff

- aaaaaand now everything is greek?

- Apophis is just copying everyone's shit

- PFFFT that was the most ungrateful exit ever

- oop, one of the snake helmets lights are out

- y'all Jack having to lose Skaara after already losing Charlie is just so OUCHYYYYY

- they really just let that helmet be lights out

- "you are the first I believe can do it" AHHHHHHHHHH

- pffft Daniel and his crooked ass glasses

- "I have nowhere to go" "for this, you can stay at my place" god I love them so much I wanna scream

- it's so weird hearing Sam call him "Dr. Jackson" and him call her Captain

- Y'ALL THE MUZZLE FLARE IS SO BADDDD

- after watching the movie, the look Daniel gives Jack after he tells him to go is so much more intense

- ah hell Kawalsky getting infected is a big ouchy

- Daniel and Sam in sync AHHHHH

- Teal'c handing over his weapon to Sam no questions asked 😭

- HELL YEAH JACK, YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR BOO

- The Enemy Within

- pfffft the little exchange of looks between Jack and Kawalsky in the control room

- if matter can't reintegrate, what's the slamming sound? always wondered about that

- Jack's turtleneck shirt thing is so cute

- YOU STAND UP FOR OUR BOY JACK, YOU TELL EM

- this episode hurts my heart so much

- Daniel is so pretty in the og outfit tho, so baby girl

- Teal'c finding out that he's found the Tau'ri is so emotional y'all

- "then you are their greatest hope, and mine." I'M NOT TEARING UP YOU ARE

- everyone is such babies here it makes me wanna cry

- I'm sorry but the way he just tosses Carter is hilarious

- Charlie's in this show are cursed, first Jack's kid, then Kawalsky

- YOU TELL HIM GENERAL

- Teal'c is such a trooper man, he's just letting them use his symbiote (the thing that keeps him alive) to test anesthetics to save Kawalsky

- the way Jack is so soft with his men arms my heart, this military man without hesitation holds Kawalsky's hand and I love him for it

- they've really got zero lights in half these sugery shots

- ah hell, the false hope here HURTSSSS

- I hate Kennedy so much, LEAVE

- poor Teal'c, he thinks he's made a friends and gets attacked instead :(

- Walter buddy, you tried and I'm proud of you

- YES TEAL'C, YOU STAND YOUR GROUND YOU WONDERFUL BADASS

- "I need two ranking officers to override" never gets old

- Jack having to give the order that kills his friend is AHHHHHHH

- "he was your friend." "My friend died on the table." HELP

- I'm gonna cry, the team together on the ramp for the first time ahhhhhhhhhh

- Emancipation

- I HATE this episode

- poor Carter y'all, she's put through the damn wringer in this

- Daniel I adore you but shut tf up you're not the one being asked to shut up and cover up under penalty of violence or death

- DANIEL, SHUSH

- Jack you aren't helping

- JACK. DANIEL SHUT UP. PLEASE.

- the fact that this is the first mission they go on as a team is ASS. Yes they do good shit at the end but still.

- you know what, no one is making me watch this and I don't want to soooo SKIP

- The Broca Divide

- this is episode 4???? Damn I remembered this beingf a bit later for some reason, but I feel like that with most episodes tbh

- it gets a bonus for introducing Dr. Frasier

- Daniel is the only one with self preservation rn, who tf goes through to an alien planet that is so dark the malp couldn't see a damn thing

- good point, why tf doesn't the malp have a night vision mode

- pfffft Daniel's little wave of submission

- ugh god I love the intro music so much, 10 seasons over a dozen times and I still love it

- DANIEL, SHUT IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THAT'S HOW STUFF USED TO GO, IT'S NOT HAPPENING NOW

- pfffft Daniel's stuttering

- Teal'c catching that punch like a BADASS "general I would prefer to not hurt this man" AHHHH

- DANIEL AND THE TURTLENECK SHIRT THING

- SG-1 is just so pretty

- uh oh locker room scene

- "why? I mean no"

- Dr. Frasier!!!!!

- poor Daniel :(

- Janet calling Teal'c "Mr. Teal'c" is so cute

- ahhhh Daniel is so sassy I love it

- I'm sorry but Daniel helping to restrain Jack is hilarious considering how easily Jack absolutely MANHANDLES him in this show

- "I am not Lucy" XD

- ah yes, one of the many episodes where Daniel is carried around like he weighs 2 lbs

- the first person he calls for is Jack 😭

- The First Commandment

- this episode is pretty wild honestly, plus like, Sam lore???

- Connor immediately collapsing once he knew he was safe with SG-1 is just so AHHHH

- "this tastes like chicken" "what's wrong with it?" "It's macaroni and cheese"

- "I guess I've always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe"

- I love how Daniel and Sam are always yappin together

- "we should have stopped her" "we would have failed" pfffft

- YEAH SAM GET HIS ASS

- just shoot him in the leg Sam!!!!

- every single time they try and show people that Teal'c is friendly is cracks me tf up

- Teal'c reaction to his drawing being complimented is so cute help

- wooo! Revolting against false gods!!

- Cold Lazarus

- first planet we've seen that looks different than Earth which is cool

- the blue of the sky with the yellow ass sand hurts my eyes

- Pffft Daniel not knowing if he's using the radio right cracks me up

- I wonder why Jack keeps all that stuff in his locker, like having some photos at work yeah, but the wedding ring and notes? Why not at home?

- I'm sorry Jack/Sam shippers, but every time I see Sam and Daniel working together being all nerdy and completely ignoring the concept of personal space, AHHHH

- oof this episode is so awkward and painful

- pffft the random side plot of Teal'c learning about Earth through the tv is so funny to me

- SAM AND DANIEL ARE SO CUTE HELP, the way they sprint into Teal'c room together all excited, AHHH

- Sara's dad is so sweet about what he thinks is Jack and what he's going through

- y'all, entity Jack holding Charlie's things and rocking, OUCHIE

- god Sam and Daniel are so chaotic together, such mutual enablers

- PFFFT everyone's faces when the real Jack comes through the gate XD

- the fact that literally none of this is ever brought up again is really annoying

- The Nox

- I love the Nox

- Daniel trying to get information from the Nox and failing terribly is so funny

- Apophis sucks

- the costume design for the Nox is so good

- I can't tell if the green in the fire is a chemical thing they did or a greenscreen being behind it

- Daniel covering Sam up 😭

- PFFFT TEAL'C WITH A DAMN LOG

- Brief Candle

- I hate this episode honestly

- the fact is O'Neill gets drugged and raped and no one talks about it

- skipping

- Thor's Hammer

- Jack diving to try and save Teal'c 😭 I love those two so much

- I love Gairwyn, she's fantastic

- the fake thor looks so goofy 😭

- ahhhh I love the Unas lore so much

- I love Jack and Teal'c so much y'all, the way that they stand side by side through anything, the ultimate duo

- The Torment of Tantalus

- ahhhh this episode is so good!!!!

- them realizing that they weren't the first to go through and someone actually got stranded out there??? CHILLS

- CARSON!!!!

- I've always wondered wtf this man ate while he was there all this time

- y'all that conversation between Earnest and Catharine, AHHH

- BRO, THE WAY SAM AND DANIEL ARE SITTING??? No personal space with each other

- "this is a true universal language!" Ahhhh!!! I love Daniel nerding out

- Sam with rolled up sleeves AH!!

- Bloodlines

- where tf did they get the priest gear??

- ahhhh Bra-tac, love that guy

- Alison fron Eurekaaaaa

- Fire and Water

- this episode makes me so sad noooo 😭

- Sam crying over Daniel AHHH

- I NEVER REALIZED TEAL'C WAS IN SHORTS

- seeing Teal'c participate in this human ritual of mourning makes me so emotional ahhhhhhh

- ah yes the first of many times Daniel gets kidnapped and tries to communicate with a captor he cannot understand

- General Hammond is the best for letting it slide that Jack obliterates his car window

- I wish we saw more alien races like this fish guy, things that are further from human

- frustrated Daniel is so funny

- Teal'c's expression XD

- I wonder why Nem never went to Earth to search for his mate, or why he didn't go with her

- Hathor

- ugh this episode. Hathor irks me so bad

- "sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" "In a manner of speaking yeah" pffffft

- why tf does Jack do air quotes like that

- see now Daniel is literally getting raped in this episode too and no one comments on this. This is what I hate about this show. Just because it's not violent doesn't mean it's not.

- man the reverse shot is so bad

- the Goa'uld larvae look like ground beef in that tub

- wtf even set the tub on fire

- why tf is the only response to Daniel's trauma "ew" :(

- Singularity

- oh god the Cassie episode 😭

- the way Sam and Jack are with kids in this show is so wholesome

- AHHHHH this Sam and Daniel moment is so good

- the way he looks at her and talks to her BROOO

- if they're so platonic why does Daniel always stand a centimeter from her hm???

- "who said that?" THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER????

- Jack running in that damn hazmat suit is so funny

- the way Janet and Sam cover Cassie AHHH best moms ever

- SHE STILL HAS HER TAG ON BROOOO

- Daniel's little happy slaps XD

- Cor-ai

- ouchy episode

- everyone trying to gently tell Jack they don't believe he's a good choice to be the voice is so funny

- Teal’c’s trembling lip AHHHH

- Daniel’s speech, Y’ALLLLL

- the relationship and dynamic Teal’c and Daniel even after what happened to Sha’re is something else

- “What’re they doing?” “Preparing me for my death.” “Oh”

- Enigma

- oh wow the set and effects on this one is ROUGH

- I just remembered that the Tollen dude, Narim that has a thing for Sam is the same actor who plays Simon, Elizabeth Weir's husband

- Shrodinger!!!

- ugh Mayborne

- YOU TELL HIM GENERAL!!!

- "whoops"

- ah yes, the first of many iconic times they use Daniel as a way to avoid court marshaling XD

- Lya!!! Yay!!!

- the Nox are so cool, I wish we got more of them

- Solitudes

- oh boy this episode

- I feel like this had to be the beginning of the Sam/Jack ship right?

- "why didn't you say something?" "I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it" I love his sass so much

- AHHHHH I LOVE DANIEL SAVING THE DAY BY BEING A NERD

- I don't understand why she wouldn't think "maybe there's something wrong with the Earth gate after what happened, let me try another world"

- LET'S GO DANIEL!!!

- "what happens when you try to dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask." PFFFFT

- I think it's kinda hilarious she just assumes it's an ice planet because that's all she can see XD

- the fact that she goes back to him so they can be together at the end AHHHHH

- Tin Man

- I hate this episode, it irritates me and I'm skipping it

- There But for the Grace of God

- ahhhh this episode stresses me outtttt

- why must you always touch everything Daniel

- "oh I hate it when this happens" how many times has Daniel been left behind on a planet????

- his face when he comes through and people are aiming guns at him XD

- Politics

- god I hate Kinsey

- honestly, not a fan of flashback episodes

- "Because what is right is not measured by strength" DAMN RIGHT TEAL'C!!!

- god I still can't get over that scene of Teal'c standing on the gate ramp, blocking Kowalski's path

- Within the Serpent's Grasp

- something I'm just now really thinking about is, why is Apophis the only Goa'uld that did the whole wife and kid thing? No other Goa'uld that we've seen does that

- bro the way Daniel is looking at Sam when they're discussing the C-4 timer and rescuing Jack and Teal'c???

Season 2

[kthvbear]

RIDDD ofnhsueujqw i had to head out somewhere so i thought to continue reading it after I'm free.......but i couldn't stop myself from reading it and skipping the plan 💀💀 it was just a visit to buy grocery but ig candles and flames was more than enough for me to have today 😩

omg and- this fic..... u really challenged urself to write with a new style????? in the starting i was like, yeah this couldn't be rid- but ofuiw that anon, u really made her do this huh 😭💀 its amazing rid ❤️❤️❤️❤️ something new though still feels like u now after reading 🥺💌

His expression is changing, and his body is backtracking. Suddenly, his eyes look crestfallen, not as filled with fury anymore.

JUST WHAT IS THEIR PAST??? I WANT TO KNOW IT RN SO BADDDD 😭😭😭😭

“That I was an outcast. You would compare my dresses to fruits, laugh at them, or point out a minor flaw about me, or make fun of how I never smiled because of how tight my corset sat.”

And right now, your chest is burning, sadness in your eyes as you narrate further, “And I loved those dresses. The young and naive me would… prepare them days before and jump in joy. Just to hide in the back once she saw you.”

awwh no omg :(( hide in the back once she saw you.... you sadist 😫

“We were adults then, and I was ready to forgive you,” you tell him, gulping, “until you told a handful of men who liked me, that I’m the most untrustworthy snake in town. And how my sister,” you laugh; your gaze shifts to the ground, “is much more beautiful and actually worth the trouble.”

omg jk wtf???? this behaviour shall not be accepted here 🙊 most untrustworthy snake in town..... i understand why oc is hurt :(( but she said she regretted what she said before? thinking hard why 😔

Aware how ridiculous it might come out, Jungkook treads carefully, almost back pedalling before he chooses to let out, “Let me court you.”

*sipping wine* let's start with the drama 🤤

“Because I saw you at balls. You would converse and dance with the guests, but once you’d satisfied their needs to gain the attention of the beautiful honourable sisters… you retracted. As though you’d finished a task. They were happy, and you were happy to observe.”

jungkook. u didn't just see her. you observed her quite literally 🥺 he even noticed how she'd be happy even while Just looking at them? boy, that's....

And Jungkook — he just listened. That is, until he finally conjured up an excuse; you still haven’t figured out what strange reason urged him to come up with, “I apologise. The girl led me to these alleys, and I couldn’t find my way back.”

wait, how old was jk here? i mean honestly i cant FULLY blame him because he lost his father and was a child..... but if he was a little older, jungkook...u shouldn't have done that 😔 poor oc 😭😭😭

“Alright,” Taehyung whines, full lips sulking as he steps away, “not like you tell me much anyway.”

who gives u the right to make my bias look so damn cute as a character in every fic of urs???? my heart </3

“I didn’t know you’d want that.”

damn good one jk💀

“I thought you’re stuck all the time.” “Stuck?” “In… someone.”

kfnhsue ridd--- 😭😭😭💀 lmfaooo please

“I know,” he mumbles, “that I called this a courtship. But… All I want is sympathy. You’re my biggest fiend for nothing, you shouldn’t be, and I…” His hand reaches out, but he doesn’t touch you yet. You focus on his fingers. “It wasn’t you who killed him, after all. Life did.”

now he's talking 😌

And you don’t ask; instead, you repeat, “You think I can awaken something good in you?”

omg that is so sweet 😭😭😭 they sound so mature now 🥺

“Hm?” you make, and then nod with twinkles in your irises. “I used to teach some of them once a week. I would come over and read with them.”

hands fucking down. vote this oc as the sweetest rn.

The closeness is alluring, but not as much as his words, “You’re saying all that as if you’re expecting me to fulfil some of that.”

yes. u ARE going to fulfil all of that, not just some. especially the intimacy part 😏

“How about riding? Do you enjoy it?” “Riding, I do. Does not involve horses, though,”

if someone tweets this on Twitter? watch it getting 69k retweets....

You roll your eyes, groaning just a little, “Don’t remind me. They’re like tents for butts.”

tents for butts- rid ily baby 💀😭

“I’ll do anything to get out of here, so do not worry. I have it all planned out,” you hear Jungkook say.

rid listen. if this is the angst in c&f, i take my words of jk and nara sleeping together in cmi back...please.... forgive me for the route i hadst then chosen 😭 but this.... this is unbearable 😭😭 just when i THOUGHT things were going so sweet and nicely.....ofc u had to do this 🙄

Like you’re a toy to beat up. To control and play with, like you don’t possess a bleeding, beating heart.

STOP STOP STOP THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 god, why did she have to listen all this? for a fact ik it's all a misunderstanding :(((

Such an idiot to trust him.

my chest feels tight, all because of u.

“I… I hope to see you again soon.”

that's it, that was my last straw 😭😭😭

RID AKEUUQUW I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END UNTIL I SAW YOU'LL BE POSTING THE OTHER PART

omg this was such a ride... truly amazing idek what else to say for this masterpiece 😭❤️❤️❤️

candles & flames | jjk (m)

Summary: He wasn’t supposed to be yours. His foolery wasn’t supposed to target you. This wasn’t supposed to happen.

➳ pairing:Jungkook x reader ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: enemies to lovers, royal!au; angst, fluff, smut ➳ warnings: so! they’re both royalty/high in society (gd should’ve called this ‘royals’), fuckboy jk, banter, past side character death mentioned, hints of fake dating but not really, angst!, the ending.., douchebag jk at times, crying, guilt, jk is sus too, bits of jealousy, society sucks, explicit sexual content: carriage shenanigans, sexual tension, fingering, oral (m. & f. receiving), mouth fucking, spit stuff?, manhandling, spanking, dry humping, dirty talk, angry foreplay but things get softer, he comes in her mouth <3, they’re hiding during all that <3 ➳ wc: 24.6k 😐 ➳ a/n: sooo. i love e2l and regency aus, but i haven’t written much/any of those, so they’re not my strongest suit. but hopefully y’all will still enjoy reading it, bc i did enjoy writing it. it’s just the beginning hehe <3 this entirely new genre/trope took some brainpower lmao so i’d love if you dropped by and told me what you think !! 🤍 

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[girltomboy]

Yesterday I wrote a long ass post that ended up getting blown into dust by tumblr, so I just gave up on ranting (I'd already typed out the whole thing anyway so at least *some* work had been done on processing what had happened) but during yesterday's "Easter lunch" (we don't even celebrate Easter, but we do like to make the traditional food anyway, and it seems we're also adopting the traditional Easter fights) my grandma went off on me about the way I dress (again, still, etc. except this time I'm almost 27, you'd think this topic would ever get old or stale or my family would get tired of fighting over it so much for so long for nothing, and yet it never fucking stops). I was thinking how to tell her that I'm seeing my friends today, it was like something was holding me back. The vibes were just slightly off, but it was an absurd feeling because it's such a mundane and normal thing. So I absent-mindedly mentioned it, and she replied: "what are you going to wear? It better not be those pants you came in" (she hates those pants because they're baggy - like 80% of my pants 🤡 I actually had a feeling she would comment on them when I packed them, but I didn't think they'd be SUCH a big deal, they're some of my normal pants). Those pants are dirty anyway, so I wouldn't have worn them. I told her they're not the only pants I brought with me, I have other pairs. And she immediately said: "NO, not pants. I bet they're also ugly anyway. We'll look for a nice dress in your closet." I said:"There's no need for that, I don't like wearing dresses." It was not a fancy dinner reunion, just a casual day out with some old friends. And she should know by now that I'm not a lover of dresses, except for the beach and a special occasion once in a blue moon, I would never choose to wear a dress. I've never kept this a secret, everyone who knows anything about me is aware of my preference and respects it (they have no choice anyway).

That's what set her off, I don't know what she expected to hear honestly, but she started shouting about my stylistic choices and about the fact that when I come visit her she expects me to wear my best and fanciest clothes "for the neighbors", otherwise I shouldn't even bother coming. And made it clear that the neighbors' opinions and impressions are much more important to her than what I want, feel good in, like, etc. It's not like I go outside in my pyjamas or in trash bags, I just wear normal casual clothes, but she wants me to dress like a news anchor basically. She also said that she's sure the reason why I don't own any nice fancy clothes is because I'm broke from always sending my boyfriend money?? Lol that is 100% a lie that my mom fabricated a looooooong time ago, I'm surprised that it's still holding up, but why wouldn't it? After all, they created it and planted it in their own minds and universes. Of course nothing can shake something that is unaffected by the actual truth, since it doesn't happen in real life. Aside from that, she also revealed some other lies about my boyfriend that are circulating in my mom's and her heads: he's stringing me along, doesn't have "serious plans with me" since he "hasn't married me yet". I was like? ON GOD? 🤭 Aww it's so cute how you get so riled up because you want him to marry me sooo badddd! But have you asked yourself whether or not we Want that? Did you ask ME?? What I want? Do you know anything about what I want, what we talked about? No, they never ask me anything and just survive off of the lies they make up on their own. I told her outright "I don't want that!" (on marriage), but I'm 100% sure that she (and mom too) will think it's because I don't want to marry my boyfriend, not that I don't want to get married to anyone ever. They would know it if only they would simply ask. But they dgaf about what my relationship is actually like irl, only what they invent about it, without any connection to reality, truly matters.

So yesterday I was not in the mood to keep the peace, smile and nod, for the sake of avoiding an argument, because the fight started out about clothes, and escalated into yet another attack on my relationship/my partner. And I'm completely over that, plus she kept adding more and more fuel to the fire by telling me Satan is influencing me to upset her in this way, as a result of me rejecting god (it's a good thing she figured that one out on her own, without me having to open that box of worms), that my way of thinking (which is... idk... wanting to live my life how I want and mind my own business. I guess) will make my family abandon me, which idk fucked up if true, but that threat is absolutely not making me want to fight for the love and respect of a family that is ready to cut me off as soon as I stray from the mold they created for me in their head. And of course everyone including my bf is out to GET me and hurt me except for - you guessed it - the family dangling their imminent abandonment in front of my face. Pretty hilarious but I wasn't intimidated by these words because I've heard them before and they are meaningless to me. And ofc she made it clear she "doesn't know" why I even came to visit her. Which, in the moment, I sure was struggling to remember as well, ngl. AND she said she is sure I must have joined some kind of cult or sect that "is unlike everyone else" which, if you think about the context in which I grew up and the church I was birthed and raised into, is IRONIC as fuck - how can you even think I'd join a cult like that (I'm not religious anymore btw, thanks very much) if I JUST escaped one? Girl, YOU ARE in that cult!! You are describing the sect YOU are part of, and that you want ME to stay in! Why would I chase another one like lmaoooo you think your sect is sooo normal and "like everyone else" when it paints anything and anyone outside it as the enemy and fabricates its own oppression.

So for the rest of the afternoon we didnt speak to each other after the meal, she didn't even leave her room or take any phone calls from various relatives and friends who called her, including my mom. Then in the evening I took a shower, and when I got out she playfully asked me to come to dinner. So I did, and she never mentioned the fight or any of the other topics, neither did I, and even when my mom called her and she answered during dinner she didn't say anything to her, and we all pretended like nothing happened. 😋 That's what we're best at. I'm glad that never sat right with me and I don't implement this tactic in MY interpersonal relationships. But today I was supposed to meet my friends before noon, so I went to have some breakfast. And after I was done I told grandma I was about to leave soon, just so she knows. As I was going back to my room I heard her shout: "Careful how you dress!! If you don't have any money for a taxi I'll give you some, just so the neighbors don't see you!" I was like... Now you'll just make me dress shitty out of spite. In hindsight this talent of saying something completely fucked up then carrying on as if nothing happened, that seems to run in the family because both my grandma and my mom seem to have it, is pretty amazing. Like the creativity and wit are quite rare. But I said nothing and got ready, and when I left I didn't announce it or anything, I simply left.

Story doesn't end here... While I was out I got a harrowing text from my mom telling me "don't bring ur boyfriend home if he's in town... Grandma told me you left without saying and she's sure he came to the city". I burst out laughing, but I haven't replied yet. I don't even know where to begin. I don't even know what to address first. I'm simply amazed at the world building skills that both of them possess. I don't understand why they fear neighbors' gossip so much if they are capable of so much worse on their own. Who even needs enemies talking shit about them behind their back and making up untrue stories and scenarios with a family THIS skilled and hateful? My biggest haters would not be able to come up with shit like this. The assumption that my boyfriend would come all the way to my hometown just to be left stranded in the city, meeting me out on the low like some secret agent, the assumption that I would willingly introduce him into this fucked up and bitter family... Why are you surprised that I would leave without announcing (not even a big deal, I'd already told her I was about to get ready and go) when not 24 hours earlier you made a whole scene and told me to basically never show up here again because you didn't like the pants I wore once. And you constantly and continuously throw tantrums about the way I dress because it doesn't fit YOUR particular taste & style. Why would you not put 2 and 2 together instead of fabricating yet ANOTHER lie to get mad at, and to force me to defend and justify myself against something YOU pulled out of your ass? I'm constantly amazed at the hatred my family is capable of and how easy they are able to weaken our relationship and ruin my trust & perception of them.